Words with Friends
| Rich: | I saw your post about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. [Slight spoiler alert] |
| Me: | Oh my god, it's killing me. Did you read it? |
| Rich: | No. Michelle did. And she liked it. |
| Me: | That surprises me, considering the fact that I think he writes women like he's never met one. And all of the women-punching and anal rapey shit seems forced or worse. |
| Rich: | I'm on a playground. You're on speakerphone. |
| Me: | ...uhm... |
| Rich: | ...go on. |
| Me: | ...the way boys eat candy in this book is bad. |
1 day ago
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Words with Blowing Up Balloons
| Me: | These taste like condoms. |
| Julie: | ... |
| Me: | ... |
| Julie: | ... |
| Me: | ... |
| Julie: | ... |
| Me: | ... |
| Julie: | ... |
| Me: | ...probably. |
1 month ago
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Bless my friend, whose name is Alfredo… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEN HE SAYS
HE SAYS
“I’M DOING THE ALFREDO.”
“I’M DOING THE ALFREDO” HE SAYS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2 weeks ago
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exciting?
I’m not lazy, I just do not give a flipping F with what you guys are all talking about.
The excitement doesn’t seem to reach my eyes.
The excitement is just not there.
1 month ago
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