February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
9 posts
Words with Friends
Rich: I saw your post about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. [Slight spoiler alert]
Me: Oh my god, it's killing me. Did you read it?
Rich: No. Michelle did. And she liked it.
Me: That surprises me, considering the fact that I think he writes women like he's never met one. And all of the women-punching and anal rapey shit seems forced or worse.
Rich: I'm on a playground. You're on speakerphone.
Me: ...uhm...
Rich: ...go on.
Me: ...the way boys eat candy in this book is bad.
the best virtual moment - for me :) →
Words with Blowing Up Balloons
Me: These taste like condoms.
Julie: ...
Me: ...
Julie: ...
Me: ...
Julie: ...
Me: ...
Julie: ...
Me: ...probably.
December 2011
27 posts
exciting?
I’m not lazy, I just do not give a flipping F with what you guys are all talking about.
The excitement doesn’t seem to reach my eyes.
The excitement is just not there.
self - mantra today: Hair
My hair is Gorgeous, today.
And here, featuring another gorgeous bunch of you,... →
Spot me!!!
There will be a point (or several points) in your life, that you will have enough with how you do things.
You will say to yourself:
1. Why do I always eat to feel comforted?
2. Why do I always say one thing and does another?
3. Why do I always say, I have to be at that stage, when I do nothing towards it?
4. Why do I always wake up one hour after I set up the alarm clock?
5. Why do I feel...
Words with Assistants
Her: Have you seen Titanic?
Me: No, but I saw the movie.
Her: Shut up. Did you know that Jack and Rose weren't real people?
Me: ...yes.
Her: I didn't know that.
Me: You thought you were watching a NatGeo documentary?
Her: Shut up. I thought they were real people.
Me: They are. But their names are Leonardo and Kate. They are actors.
Her: Shut up.
Me: They didn't even have color movies back then, how could you not know it was fake?
Her: Shut up.
Me: I hate to continue this day of disappointment for you, but you should also know that Star Wars was totally made up.
Her: Shut up.
Me: Except Darth Vader was a real person. He was a passenger on the Titanic.
Her: Shut up.
Me: Sorry you're having such a rough day.
Her: Thanks.
Me: Your heart will go on.
Her: Shut up.
Words with Choices
Me: You monkeys want to get donuts?
Daughter: YAY!
Son: I want to play Portal.
Me: We don't have time, buddy. We have to get to school.
Daughter: YAY DONUTS!
Son: But I want to play Portal.
Me: Sorry, there isn't enough time to do both. Do you want a donut, or do you want to play video games?
Son: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ...
Son: I...
Daughter: ...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Daughter: Uhm...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: Okay, that question might have been a little too hard for you guys.
i love it when...
she feels my english is worse than hers.
seriously, woman, this comes from a woman who struggled to maintain her respect.
seriously, woman, you feel you are all there with the english grammar?
seriously…. woman….
November 2011
16 posts
This is love
jarebear12:
boom-bam-bopp:
This boy deserves a million reblogs.
I want love.
dreamersoftomorrow asked: Amazing blog :)
twitter
Sometimes i just get the feeling to just, annoy the hell out of strangers.
i am in complete need of a real life.
damn it.
option
Whether it be about your food, your skirt, your trousers… i still ponder on whether i actually made the right choice.
pondering whether the choice is sure to be made on gut feeling, or on logic…
either way, the choice is made.
damn.
