Words with Assistants
Her: Have you seen Titanic?
Me: No, but I saw the movie.
Her: Shut up. Did you know that Jack and Rose weren't real people?
Me: ...yes.
Her: I didn't know that.
Me: You thought you were watching a NatGeo documentary?
Her: Shut up. I thought they were real people.
Me: They are. But their names are Leonardo and Kate. They are actors.
Her: Shut up.
Me: They didn't even have color movies back then, how could you not know it was fake?
Her: Shut up.
Me: I hate to continue this day of disappointment for you, but you should also know that Star Wars was totally made up.
Her: Shut up.
Me: Except Darth Vader was a real person. He was a passenger on the Titanic.
Her: Shut up.
Me: Sorry you're having such a rough day.
Her: Thanks.
Me: Your heart will go on.
Her: Shut up.
